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26/7/2011 · vía hogwarts-express
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ronaldweasleyisourking:

hogwarts-express:

Someone. just kill me now. 


Okay, I’d have so many great things to say about this and about how ridiculous this looks like - ridiculous to a point where we start thinking it’s actually someone trolling us. But sadly, it is not. And so, I’d have a bunch of great things I could tell you about how JK Rowling is a genius and Stephanie Meyer is just… Someone who thought that, by putting a lot of nice words and a stupid story into a book and some stupid movies, would create a better saga than Harry Potter’s. Well guess what? She didn’t. For some of you, that may be a surprise, I mean… A wizard ‘child’ story is better than a super teenager-like story about vampires? Who’d tell? Well, here’s my answer: Everyone who read the amazing story of Harry Potter since the Sorcerer’s Stone to the Deathly Hallows (which is actually the movie that’s been made in two parts, you dumbass) and, sincerely, everyone who is self-conscious and has a brain. You see, most of us Potterheads had the decency of reading the Twilight saga before criticizing it (or at least the ones who didn’t die laughing at how stupidly ridiculous it is) while you vampire boys and girls don’t even know the difference between The Prisoner Of Azkaban and The Deathly Hallows. But that’s okay, you know. No one ever expected ‘great-minded’ people like you to understand the ‘stupidity of a saga that appeared waaaayy after Twilight’. People who think something lame and stupid is the coolest thing ever will never see that the truly coolest thing ever and the most brilliant saga ever wrote is actually what they find lame and stupid. I know that it’s about opinion and that everyone has the right to say what they think, but this? Come on. ‘JK Rolling wishes Harry Potter was better than Twilight so she copies everything they do. So now that bitch is making the Prisoner of Askaban into 2 movies just like Breaking Dawn’? Well, I guess I’ve said it all. In fact, I’ve said too much. This doesn’t even deserve a text telling people how great and truly brilliant Harry Potter is, because some people simply don’t have the mentality or the brain to see that Twilight is and always will be - and excuse me for the term -, a piece of shit. So now, I’m just going to wish you all a great day because for me, it is, it is a great day because I’m glad I’m not one of those ridiculous people who find that Harry Potter can be compared to Twilight in any way.

ronaldweasleyisourking:

hogwarts-express:

Someone. just kill me now. 

Okay, I’d have so many great things to say about this and about how ridiculous this looks like - ridiculous to a point where we start thinking it’s actually someone trolling us. But sadly, it is not. And so, I’d have a bunch of great things I could tell you about how JK Rowling is a genius and Stephanie Meyer is just… Someone who thought that, by putting a lot of nice words and a stupid story into a book and some stupid movies, would create a better saga than Harry Potter’s. Well guess what? She didn’t. For some of you, that may be a surprise, I mean… A wizard ‘child’ story is better than a super teenager-like story about vampires? Who’d tell? Well, here’s my answer: Everyone who read the amazing story of Harry Potter since the Sorcerer’s Stone to the Deathly Hallows (which is actually the movie that’s been made in two parts, you dumbass) and, sincerely, everyone who is self-conscious and has a brain. You see, most of us Potterheads had the decency of reading the Twilight saga before criticizing it (or at least the ones who didn’t die laughing at how stupidly ridiculous it is) while you vampire boys and girls don’t even know the difference between The Prisoner Of Azkaban and The Deathly Hallows. But that’s okay, you know. No one ever expected ‘great-minded’ people like you to understand the ‘stupidity of a saga that appeared waaaayy after Twilight’. People who think something lame and stupid is the coolest thing ever will never see that the truly coolest thing ever and the most brilliant saga ever wrote is actually what they find lame and stupid. I know that it’s about opinion and that everyone has the right to say what they think, but this? Come on. ‘JK Rolling wishes Harry Potter was better than Twilight so she copies everything they do. So now that bitch is making the Prisoner of Askaban into 2 movies just like Breaking Dawn’? Well, I guess I’ve said it all. In fact, I’ve said too much. This doesn’t even deserve a text telling people how great and truly brilliant Harry Potter is, because some people simply don’t have the mentality or the brain to see that Twilight is and always will be - and excuse me for the term -, a piece of shit. So now, I’m just going to wish you all a great day because for me, it is, it is a great day because I’m glad I’m not one of those ridiculous people who find that Harry Potter can be compared to Twilight in any way.



  1. oogenious reblogged this from oogenious
  2. arrrestomomentum reblogged this from ronaldweasleyisourking and added:
    Okay, I’d have so many great things to say about this and about how ridiculous this looks like - ridiculous to a point...
  3. imveryclever reblogged this from imaslytherinbitch
  4. pogiatitsfinest reblogged this from signsandsymptoms and added:
    Tang-eneng lang oh.
  5. xeniluna reblogged this from signsandsymptoms and added:
    someone just kill that person right now or.
  6. likemetoyou reblogged this from indiesurfskate and added:
    Wow, this one is a keeper
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  9. beautifulchaosss reblogged this from i-want-iwan- and added:
    I call bullshit. Harry potter was around first. And has a lot more fans. Twilights stupid, VAMPIRES DO NOT FUCKING...
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    i wanted to lol, i really really did but i just cired instead… HOW THE WANK ARE THERE PEOPLE LIKE THIS ALIVE IN THE...
  14. rina8 reblogged this from define-lily and added:
    lol what I can’t even
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  16. traacyface reblogged this from define-lily and added:
    i can’t LOOOOL.
  17. define-lily reblogged this from s-c-a-r-f-a-c-e and added:
    wtf is this even?
  18. iheartharrypotter reblogged this from sashafierceslays
  19. sashafierceslays reblogged this from s-c-a-r-f-a-c-e and added:
    okay i love twilight and im not so into harry potter….but thats just fucking stupid.
  20. s-c-a-r-f-a-c-e reblogged this from babyyourenotalone- and added:
    is this for real?
  21. smilesweety reblogged this from boyslaughtersunshine and added:
    HAHAH…Wait, what!?